A Madison, Wisconsin, man is accused of walking into a bookstore, asking for a map of Chicago and then urinating on it. Authorities say he then took all his clothes off. A book store employee told authorities that after David Baer requested the map, she asked him if he had enough money to buy it. She says he told her he did but then started the bizarre behavior. Police were called to the scene and made him put his clothes back on before citing him for lewd and lascivious behavior.
Funny, it doesn't seem like bizarre behavior to me. It sounds like PERFORMANCE ART! At least that what he could have said to get off the hook. The bizarre behavior was that he DIDN'T use that as an excuse.
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