As a reporter, I have many "sources" from which I can extract "information". Last night, I talked with one source. I'll call him/her "X". The individual told me about a scourge that has paralyzed energy companies around the country. This evil is responsible for roughly 14% of all power failures. This evil is responsible for jacking up energy prices for you and me due to it's unrepentant destruction.
We must do everything we can to get rid of this problem, this scourge, this evil. So my fellow Americans help me to abolish.....
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