Authorities in Florida believe one man is responsible for some very bizarre break-ins. Lee County deputies say someone has been breaking into the homes of elderly women and tickling them while they slept. In the first instance a 73-year-old woman woke up to find a naked stranger tickling her right foot. She screamed and the guy ran off. Then, a 79-year-old woman says she woke up the very next night to find a naked man laying on the floor next to her bed. The woman called police and the suspect again disappeared. Authorities say the incidents are part of a string of similar break-ins that have taken place over the last few weeks in the same general area.
I'm not trying to make light of the situation, but it would seem that if you're gonna have a break in, a tickler would be the best kind to have. Better than, say, a stabber or a shooter...
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